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HOBO-STYLE
UP COMING BIG PARTY
Dec 6, 2025

B-DAY PARTY

DIRTY. CHEAP. FUN.

DRESS TRASHLY,

FEEL CLASSY

01
WTF
Days
Hours
Minutes

No glam, no stress — only pure chaotic fun.
Show up as a street queen, underground fashion icon or backyard superstar.
Torn tights, oversized coats, plastic bags, messy makeup — all welcome.

BEST OUTFIT GETS
A SPECIAL PRIZE
$10 gift card to Target
02
Dress Code

Come as if your electricity, heating, and salary got cut off.

  • ✓ Grocery-store plastic bag as a purse
  • ✓ Ripped bathrobe
  • ✓ “Found these in the trash” shoes
  • ✓ Basement-style makeup
  • ✓ Sock as a scarf
  • CLASSIC DUMPSTER DIVA
  • PLASTIC-FANTASTIC QUEEN
  • STREET SUPERMODEL
  • CARTBOARD LOOK
  • FOUND IN THE BASEMENT
  • BORING NORMIE
03
Program

What’s Happening at the Party

A night full of chaos, questionable snacks, and trashy entertainment.

“Found on the Street” buffet
  • Half-eaten sandwich someone “left for the birds”
  • “Recycled” chips in a crumpled bag
  • Instant noodles made with love
  • Drinks served in mismatched cups, jars, and whatever we find
Street vibes playlist
  • A curated playlist named “Broke but happy”
  • A guy yelling outside (added for ambiance)
  • Random TikTok sounds
  • 2000s hits
Trashy Games
  • Cardboard Battle Royale — who builds the best cardboard armor
  • Cigarette Butt Throwing
  • Dumpster Treasure Hunt
  • Best Hobo Walk Competition
Sleepover Zone
  • If you’re too tired to go home, you can crash in our “Hobo Camp”!
  • Tent in the backyard
  • Blankets (not sure)
  • A thermos with hot tea (maybe)
04
Gifts

Presents are absolutely optional — your presence (and terrible outfit) is enough.
But if you want to bring something, here are some ideas that fit the spirit:

The funnier,

the better.

GIFT IDEAS:

A can of beans, soup, or spam

Instant noodles (the luxury edition)

A thrift-store treasure for under $1

A warm blanket, cardboard, or a “hobo survival kit”

Found it on the street but washed it

Some chaaange

05
Reservation

I AM IN!